normal day in the argonne

New pfp--Deux jours

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

A perfectly normal conversation.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like