Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

normal day in the argonne

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

A perfectly normal conversation.

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!