
My love life is just like my BlackJack career.
I'M ALWAYS HITTING ON SIXTEEN.
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Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!
Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)
Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!
Spawn Day image dump
(Yay.)
normal day in the argonne
A perfectly normal conversation.
My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.
Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System
[UCNWAS]
(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)
New pfp--Deux jours
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