Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

normal day in the argonne

Repent

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

New pfp--Deux jours