Okay, weird things happened:
1. I got a dev tag. Hooray!
2. My display name was reverted to match my username, which is outdated [strange]
3. Wait, how tf did I get a dev tag, again?
If the dev tag was a mistake (which I hope it isn't), then this is an immortalization of it if it gets fixed. If it was intended (which I have heavy hopes that it was) then this is a celebration!
The primary question at hand is what the hell is the criteria for earning a dev tag?
My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.
Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)
Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure
Our pals at @serenityforge 
have released Doki Doki Literature Club on iOS and Android!
Support them by picking up DDLC avatar frames, backgrounds, and sticker packs in the Game Jolt Shop or on their profile!
Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!
The Game Awards are tonight, but we're more interested in learning what YOUR game of the year is.
Tell us by completing the quest "What's YOUR Game of the Year?"!
Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.
Leave my boi alone ):
normal day in the argonne
Happy Joltidays! A new quest has entered your quest log. Accept the quest and follow @DarkTaurus 
to open today's slot on the calendar.
Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.
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