Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

Can You Guess What K.K. Slider Song Whose JJJader Equivalent Is Being Developed Here When All The Notes And Chords Are Replaced With C4's?

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:

That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!

The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!