Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Where is he looking? Dont clear..... О-о

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

doggo new friend

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Here a non-bloody sport and here a bloody sport

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"