1 month ago

The only reason I am in hell is because I jumped into it feet-first in order to raid it for loot, cheese, and to rescue a good feline buddy, armed only with a single fully-automatic burst-squirt water gun and unlimited ammo.

Much like Doomguy.




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#gjasks

(Not retro... but old enough to be vintage, by now.)

Battlefield 2142

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WTF did I do that for?!

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Are you working on a game?

Making some art?

Practicing a song?

Something else?

Tell us in the comments!

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