My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

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Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

New pfp--Deux jours

normal day in the argonne

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Landed on the wrong exoplanet