Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

🔃

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

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normal day in the argonne

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

chicken

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):