Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

This week's #FanArtFriday celebrates Sonic!

Complete the quest and you'll get Coins!

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Our 2024 Advent Calendar has opened! Day 28: @Silentfaith is a great Creator and comic artist who also codes fan games! Accept the quest and give them a follow to get Coins and a seasonal sticker!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

: Clip Studio Paint

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.