Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Little quickie I did.

Mr Crowbar Man

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?