That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Wild Leak Appeared?!

Out with the old, In with the new!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!