My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

hey guys its my birthday

also srry for online too long e

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!