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I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

hey guys its my birthday

also srry for online too long e

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?