My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

Mr Crowbar Man

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?