My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Mr Crowbar Man

Install Now

Drew Gordon Freeman! :D

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"