Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

New pfp--Deux jours

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Ishowspeed

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!