Can somebody please translate this into English?

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

The heros r here! 😄 (Top, Adam, nanu, roboticon, king foxy/bottom, fier, gemstone, katinu, dealio)

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!