Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

normal day in the argonne

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Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

I AM NOT A MORON

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!