skits in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)
Beware the Ink Demon who lurks in the Inky Abyss
"Can I try your coffee, Dad?"
"[looking stressed] Sure"
"[sips and looks disgusted] This is garbage, you actually like this?"
"You dare- [starts to stand up from chair]"
"It's disgusting"
"I-"
"[starts insulting coffee]"
Jeremy working at the cafe: So what will it be?
Nate Jr.: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Tessa: Eggs... he would like some eggs...
basically the scene where Norman explains everything to Buddy and Dot in DCTL
Joey: *is gay*
Thomas: *starts loading shotgun*
Kyle: he's that type of guy who sets homosexuality in the air with males
Sammy: im gonna pretend that didnt happen
Every single male character in the franchise: bitch im straight
Chloe: Merry Christmas everyone!
*knock on the door*
Chloe: Who is it??
Joey: *kicks down the door and has a sack full of dead bodies and is holding alcohol* HOHOHO- ITS YOUR UNCLE-
Jeremy in the backround: bro did you break out of the mental hospital
Bertrum: So uh- What can you do my effeminate fellow?
Joey: I can suck your dick
Bertrum:
Abby: From a scale of one to ten, how gay are you?
Joey: Uhmmmm... 93?
Kyle: Oh wow.