
"Don't worry Mr. Macadoo all we want to do is kill you"
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| STORY |
The year is 2011.
Jeffrey Epstein is dead. Disney just bought his island for storage.
You play as Tex Macadoo, a broke nobody who sells food stamps and needs cash. One night, you find a suspicious help-wanted ad:
“Nightguard needed, remote site, light duties, good pay.”
It turns out it's Epstein Island.
Disney claims they need someone to watch over old junk. Since you’re broke, you take the job.
But once you arrive, you sense something is wrong. You weren’t meant to find this place. Now you've stepped into MickMick’s territory.
This isn’t a fairy tale. It’s a freak show.
Can you survive the creeps, the freaks, and the things that should have stayed buried?
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Original game by @HOUSEFIREENT
(he's a cool dude go check him out)
Disclaimer
This game is intended purely as a joke. I do not condone or support anything related to Epstein or the crimes he committed. The title is meant as absurdist humor, and the content of the game is entirely fictional. If you find this subject matter upsetting, I totally understand this game isn’t for everyone.
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