Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Noooooo

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Wii

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

S p u n g e b a b

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!