Can somebody please translate this into English?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Still shot, to go with the video.

Light and fit test of the Praetor Helmet aka "Doom Slayer" Helmet from the Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal video games.

Custom molded lens to follow.

#3dprinted #doom #3dprinting #DoomEternal #doom2016 #cosplay #Doomcosplay

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!