My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Install Now

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Little quickie I did.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!