"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

hey guys its my birthday

also srry for online too long e

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Little quickie I did.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

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