Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Little quickie I did.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Install Now

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"