My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"