Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Little quickie I did.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?