Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

normal day in the argonne

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

*you're

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

New pfp--Deux jours

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!