Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

❤Sallie May❤

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Cherri Bomb (I drew this last year)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

normal day in the argonne

Alastor fan art (I finished this 2 months ago)

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!