Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

normal day in the argonne

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Ishowspeed

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.