I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

Install Now

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.