Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Can somebody please translate this into English?