My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Install Now

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.