My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Drawing for the Interdimensional Beatdrop mod

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

THE END HAS BEGUN

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Antagonist

Remastered Minecraft skin.