"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Little quickie I did.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?