Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"