Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

normal day in the argonne

A perfectly normal conversation.

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like