My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

normal day in the argonne

New pfp--Deux jours

Spawn Day image dump

(Yay.)

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.

A perfectly normal conversation.

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Unnecessarily Complicated Nuclear Warhead Activation System

[UCNWAS]

(First comment with a correct and in-depth description of how this contraption works gets pinned. After 50 likes, I'll just explain it myself.)

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!