"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Little quickie I did.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Can somebody please translate this into English?