JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Out with the old, In with the new!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!