My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Little quickie I did.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"