"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Install Now