"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Install Now

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Remastered Minecraft skin.