My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Install Now

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Little quickie I did.

Can somebody please translate this into English?