Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Install Now

Little quickie I did.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.