Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.