Hi there, care to sign my petition?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

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