Little quickie I did.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

Remastered Minecraft skin.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.