Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Install Now

Can somebody please translate this into English?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Little quickie I did.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"