vlogging in IRL

What's happening IRL for you?

After 2 whole years, I'm finally going to the eye clinic to get new glasses. I can finally let these ones retire
Last year at a Star Wars Christmas concert:
Me to security cosplaying as Stormtrooper: How much time you need to hit a target?
Him: It's take time since we are unionized.
Me: Understandable, have a good night!

...I have no idea. Just found it at my local general store.