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lifes a beach demo

Version: 0.1.0about 1 month ago
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lifes a beach gamejolt edition full game

Version: 0.1.0about 1 month ago
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the best version of physx

Version: 9.14.021 days ago

Life’s a Beach – Demo gives you early access to brand-new content that isn’t in the full game yet. Explore a Texas-themed slice of the United States—complete with the Metro Rail, a giant chili dog landmark, and fast, smooth traversal—while previewing one of the game’s signature comedy sequences.

  • “You know what I’ve always wondered about porcupine sex. They have all those quills and poison. It just seems dangerous to me and yet I’ve never heard of any porcupines dying from sex in the span of human history. It’s just something we never really think about.”

The demo exists to showcase where the game is headed. The full version on Steam includes more comedy bits, more movie sequences, and the full set of challenge sections, while this demo contains exclusive Texas exploration content that will appear in a future update to the main game.

Installation Instructions

if physics don't work or if the game doesn't launch you may have to follow the following instructions. if you ever have installed any games on steam. dxwebsetup.exe will already be installed. however you may need to install physx. if you don't install physx physics may not work properly in the game. it's possible it may work. cpu based physx may not require the driver. you can download it just in case but it's not required.

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/physx/9_14_0702/physx-9-14-0702-driver/

open the dxwebsetup.exe this rarely needs to be installed but if you haven't installed other games on steam such as if you have a new computer it may not be installed.

download physx 9.14 from itch.io. this is the physx steam uses and the effects from physx are definetly cooler on this version of physx.

run 1080p.bat or one of the other resolution bat files and enjoy the game.

Included in the Demo

  • Texas Exploration
    Wander a Texas-themed area with unique landmarks such as the Metro Rail and a giant chili dog monument.
    (This area is NOT yet in the full game—it debuts here.)

  • One In-Engine Comedy Sequence
    The demo includes the full porcupine sex joke exactly as it appears in the Steam build:
    “You know what I’ve always wondered about porcupine sex. They have all those quills and poison. It just seems dangerous to me and yet I’ve never heard of any porcupines dying from sex in the span of human history. It’s just something we never really think about.”

  • No Challenge Sections Yet
    Colored platforms won’t activate anything in the demo—they’re placeholders for future content already present in the full game. These challenge sections are themed gameplay sections that include a comedy movie sequence that matches the theme.

  • Local Multiplayer
    Two players can explore Texas together on the same screen.

  • Explorer Mode
    Press 0 to activate Explorer Mode and boost acceleration while staying grounded.

  • G shows controls
    Space jumps, and galloping increases speed. #adventure #multiplayer

What’s NOT in the Demo

These features exist in the full game but not in the demo:

  • The eggs/abortion in-engine movie sequence

  • All 7 themed challenge sections

  • The full set of in-engine comedy bits

  • Steam achievements

Version Comparison

Demo (this page):

  • ✔ Texas exploration (exclusive early content)

  • ✔ Metro Rail

  • ✔ Giant chili dog

  • ✔ Porcupine sex movie sequence

  • ✘ No eggs/abortion sequence

  • ✘ No challenge sections

  • ✘ No achievements

Steam Full Version:

  • ✔ All movie sequences (porcupine + eggs/abortion)

  • ✔ All challenge sections

  • ✔ Full comedy lineup

  • ✔ Achievements

  • ✘ Texas area (coming in a future update)

GameJolt Version:

  • Same as the Steam version but without achievements and without future updates. at the moment the gamejolt edition is the most up to date version but the steam version will get some major updates for the steam winter sale.



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drumroll please. life's a beach. the final game until I make other asundry updates next year. available on steam. gamejolt uses the pre update build. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3885040/lifes_a_beach/

well the update for life's a beach has been released. there's a seven six meme game sequence and a joke about inflation and the dollar store. here's how to activate the 76 meme sequence. here's the updated game https://store.steampowered.com/app/3885040/lifes_a_beach/

my posts are getting very low visibility on gamejolt think it's a misunderstanding but whatever. above is one of the many cool effects in life's a beach. this one of a sliding door. this will be added december 16 steam exclusive https://store.steampowered.com/app/3885040/lifes_a_beach/

a sliding door used in life's a beach for the steam winter sale december 16. buy the soda from the store but as usual in life's a beach your attacked by enemies. listen to the comedy bit to activate the sliding doors. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3885040/lifes_a_beach/

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working on the race mechanic in life's a beach. in the full game there will be a time limit. youll still be attacked by other racers. this is similar to burnout paradise's around the world race.